you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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