I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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