everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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