I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
FUCK WHALES
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