he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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