Define "chronic" masturbator.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
