i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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