Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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