Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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