What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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