escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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