That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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