So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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