Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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