As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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