I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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