do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
These tits shall not be calmed
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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