you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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