So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I have post one night stand depression
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