New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
What a dumb baby whore.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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