Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Randomize
