The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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