So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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