That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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