wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The convent might be a nice break from real life
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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