I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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