I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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