Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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