they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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