mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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