That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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