after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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