I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
