I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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