If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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