Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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