i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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