The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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