If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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