I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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