Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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