My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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