Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
