Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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