You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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