i just wanna soil my oats bro
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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