ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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