Do you still have your period?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
