Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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