Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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