I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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