He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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